This story was written and illustrated by my not-yet-six-year old, who now calls himself "The Storyteller"-
There was a man. One day he was sleeping with the light on.
And up there was another man. This man turned off the light.
The man who was sleeping got up and said, "Oye, oye".
They both started laughing.
[It is one of his less complicated efforts - the normal stories have more twists and turns than a zig-zag line.]