Monday, April 18, 2011

On Ottomans, orgasms, orange and ostriches

[I had a very different O post ready, but made the mistake of visiting Tami, Mari and Tara. And those wonderful friends of mine managed to suck me into their Burrow. You girls owe me one for this !!!]

"Off with his head!!!!"
"Who's?", I asked innocently.
"Carry out my orders or I'll have the Ottoman chop your head off too." The Red Queen was working herself into an orgasm, and I loved it.
"You mean his?", I asked helpfully, pointing to the King of Hearts. "Your Majesty, if you do that, the King of Clubs will become the King, and you will no longer be queen."
"Not his", she yelled. "You know I meant that orange ostrich that dared move it's head when I tried to strike."
I released the flamingo, and let it peck off her nose.

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drabble is a story told in exactly 100 words.

Last year,  it was O for Orange Belt

13 comments:

Cruella Collett said...

YAY!!! We're a foursome! :D LOVED your take on it, Natasha - ol'Carroll would have been proud ;)

L. Diane Wolfe said...

And you handled those words with grace.

Margot Kinberg said...

Natasha - I am so very impressed! I would never have been able to create such a great story with those words. This is wonderful!

Tundiel said...

Another participant for the orgasmfest! Awesome! Brilliant take on Wonderland too. *glomps*

Hart Johnson said...

Oh, fabulous! I'm so glad you joined us! And I love this Alice scene *giggles*

Marjorie said...

Ha!

Rachel Morgan said...

Hehehehe! Very nice :-)

Stephanie V said...

That was fun!

The Yard Bard said...

*snicker* A title to be reckoned with; I couldn't pass it up!

Laura said...

fantastic take on the other three's naughtyness! Loved it
Lx

Chuck said...

Rayna, what a greatly imaginative post for O. Good job!

B's Mom said...

Good job!

Tina said...

Thanks for a good, snorking laugh this morning. I needed that.
Tina @ Life is Good

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