"You know, Mamma, yesterday I saw a panda eating noodles,"
"Yes. He was putting the noodles in his mouth with a fork. And some of the noodle was falling down, and he was pushing it in with his hand. And his mother was saying, 'why are you doing this? Don't you know there are millions of germs in your hand', and the panda said,..."
"Hang on, are you sure you saw the panda eating noodles?"
"Yes, the panda was hungry because it doesn't have bamboo, so it started eating noodles."
Life is relatively uncomplicated when you are five!
A drabble is a story told in exactly 100 words.
More on why Pandas need bamboo here.