"Mamma, why is he biting her?", the three-year old's voice cut through the chatter at the café.
"He is not biting, Stupid. He is kissing her", declared the five-year old.
"Nobody kisses like that. Mamma, isn't he biting her?"
"They are kissing, baby", I whispered, embarrassed.
"But why is he eating her mouth?"
"Because he loves her!" When had my son become such a Know-it-all?
"I love you, Mamma, can I eat your mouth?"
People didn't even pretend not to stare as I dragged the kids away.
I am never, NEVER, N-E-V-E-R taking them to a café on Valentine's Day.
7 comments:
*snort laughter* That was too cute!
Cute! Don't kids ask the darnedest things?
Elizabeth
Mystery Writing is Murder
:)
Oh my stars...too funny.
Hilarious... thanks for the giggle...
Thanks guys. And can you even start to think how embarassed I was when it happened. But at least it got a couple of giggles.
Hehehe! I really enjoyed this. :)
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