Where you can defecate in public in peace, but are harassed if you as much as hold hands. Where public displays of affection are forbidden, but a favourite god is worshipped alongside his girlfriend, not his wife. A nation of over a billion conceived by bees buzzing around flowers.
Where giving flowers to your girlfriend on Valentine’s Day is anti-cultural, but harassing unknown women during Holi is perfectly acceptable. Where a lady cannot go into a pub and order a drink, but a drunk man can drive even with a suspended license.