Get it????

The older one was reading a book where the villain dislikes his “silly name” and retaliates by forcing everyone to change their names to silly ones. On the cover, the author’s name had been scratched out and replaced by the ‘silly name’ arrived at by the villain’s formula.
“You know what the author should have done”, my son asked. “He should have said, “Hey you, don’t forget you are just a character I made from my imagination. If you try to change my name, I will write you out of my book. Get it?””


At eight, he’s already got it!
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A drabble is a story told in exactly 100 words.